When the commute to work gets to be too much (especially when riding with poo-smelling people) ...
... just slide your way in front.
The Dutch made a slide for those running late. It's called a 'transfer accelerator'. Seriously.
And, it plays Bach music at night.
Love the reporter: ...it seems we have become as lazy as Americans. Soon we will be just as fat.
Should we write to our local councillors and ask for one?